ZalgoTheGayOne

*Wonders* How to get friends............WELL I DON'T KNOW ;W;

ZalgoTheGayOne

Mom:*Walks In Sees Me Watching Yaoi* 
          
          Me:*LE GASP* 
          
          ~A DAY LATER~ 
          
          Me: i LeT hEr CaTcH mE...IDK HOW I LET DIS HAPPEN 
          
          Brother: Dayum...
          
          Me: HOW WILL I FIX DIS? 
          
          Brother: Say it wasn't you. 
          
          Me: But she seen me on the bed. 
          
          Brother: Wasn't you. 
          
          (It's getting weird-) 
          
          Me: But she seen me on pornhub...
          
          Ben: It wasn't you. 
          
          Me: She caught me drooling over it...
          
          Ben: Wasn't you.
          
          Me: SHE EVEN RECORDED IT- 
          
          Ben: Wasn't you. 
          
          (I hate my brother for making me post this ;-;)

ZalgoTheGayOne

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@ZalgoTheGayOne Oh shit I exposed my brother's name...whateva
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Yeah...I don't wanna have friends now....Matter of fact, I don't wanna be happy. Every time I am happy, someone takes the happiness away from me...I might sound like a fucker looking for attention...but I have no other place to rant.