Puberty was a bitch to me, it was like entering Satan's asshole and never coming out. Until I reached 16.

Hi! I'm Zalyn, a retarded female who happens to be bi-sexual, the people I've dated in the past were interesting... I guess? I don't have any important hobbies, although I do like to read... Certain things. Zodiac is my shit and my friend, Ken, couldn't agree more. All because he's imaginary, he thinks he's the shit.