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Okay, funny (or at least in my opinion) story that happened today:
I, my little cousin, my older cousin, and my aunt were eating lunch, and then suddenly my little cousin who is only 5 years old says: Ha I'm taller than you!
As if it were true, and me being the impatient person that can only take a small amount of bullshit in one day until my threshold breaks I said: Nooo I'm still taller!
And then she answered: I'm "Straighter" than you!
And then I just laughed my ass off because of that one line.
The only thing I can think of at the time was: You know you're probably right...
Of course, I didn't say it out loud, my cousin hasn't really grasped the concept of "Sexuality" yet. Though I do plan on being the one to teach her someday.
But yeah... I was laughing so loud that my aunt and older cousin just looked at me like I was crazy or sick in the head or something.
They asked me why I was laughing and I just told them: Nothing...
And then they brushed it off. I told my mom but I don't think she got the joke.
She thought I was talking about how I was slouching and my cousin was sitting straight up, and in retrospect that probably was what she was talking about but meh... Still though it was funny XD
(And if you're wondering what my sexuality is I'm still not sure myself all I know is that I'm definitely "not" straight)