Hey you! I'm probably the most craziest person you'll ever meet but aren't we all a little crazy? No? Ok.

I love music, dancing, drawing, reading humorous books, making new friends, having fun, trying new things and discreetly watching people carry on with their daily activities. It's like making candid videos with your mind's eye. A little too weird? 😉😝


I hate it when I ask for advice from my cousins and they tell me to listen to my heart, like what the fudge? All I hear is "tum tum tum" 

When I hear people talk about how much they hate gossips, I get annoyed. At least most of us are gossips. We all make idle or informal talk about people's private life; be it a crush, celebrity, friend, parent or whatnot.

I'll be holding my pee for a whole day only to finally reach the toilet and have my bladder say, "three more seconds people...2...1..."

One thing that amazes me the most in this life is a person who is purging and still wants to fart 😩😥 I'll be like "Baba shift first" Omo see risk taker oo 😆😅

Ehen before I leave las las;
Never
I repeat Never buy groundnut and sugar from the same shop, they'll think you want to drink garri...😅😆😂

Yea and try not to rush too much in life, sometimes just take in one deep breath and chill. Peace ✌


Feel free to send a pm, I don't bite 😋🤣😂


I'm the coolest kid in Africa.

Proudly Nigerian...
But Odikwa Risky