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I had a weird ass dream last night and I just somehow remembered it now.
Okay, first one was: I was just sitting around and suddenly I had a marshmallow in my hands, and I was so hungry, so I just ate it happily. And I was playing Chubby Bunny all by myself and when I woke up, I was biting my finger while smiling bro that creeped me out.
Second was (bcuz I fell back to sleep): My niece came to my house to hang out and I told her I needed to shower. So I did. But my shampoo and soup were gone, so I had to use my mom's. BUT HER SHAMPOO WAS SO WEIRD ASF. You chew it—like a chewing gum—and your mouth will color. So I kept chewing and rubbed the gum all over my body (ew)
And when I was done, I was combing hair and lots of strands of my hair fell off and my SCALP fell off but was still attached.
So my nannie and brother took me to a hospital and the doctor said I was destined to be bald, and my nannie agreed, saying when I was a baby I was always bald.
So fucking weird.