Grey Bartolo

You ever just randomly remember that, hey, I'm in this fandom too. I can read this fanfic

Got a YouTube add asking if i wanted to relocate to the United States…
          No?!

When the series ends without having addressed the problem that f*cking kicked the whole thing off it’s just *screeching*. Or even half of the problems that were brought up during the series makes me want to *violent sobbing*. What do you mean nothing changed? Have you learned nothing?

*watching a show*
          Antagonist: *appears*
          Protagonist: *ah sh*t not that guy again*
          Me: reoccurring villain huh? I like that
          *later seasons*
          Me: Holy sh*t he's an actual threat!
          Antagonist: *gets glow up*
          Me:
          Me: g*d dam it *pulls up gender envy list*

Bury your gays- an appalling trope, depressing at best
          Bury your gays to forward the heterosexual romance- okay, the f*cking h*ll is wrong with you? What the actual g*d dam f*ck? B*tch, h*, you b*st*rd wh*r*! Rot in h*ll, you b*tch *ss motherf*ck*r!

I take your “the fandom completely misinterpreted the message of the story” and raise it to “I don’t think the author even knew the message they were making”

When the villain you like that could have been redeemed dies and the one that you hate who has no redeeming qualities lives and its just *screams* I'm fine

You know, I kind of like it when books end with a maybe-we-will-maybe-we-won’t romance. A we-went-through-so-much-together-and-now-our-love-isn’t-for-your-entertainment-anymore romance. The kind where the two dance around each other during the story but afterwards, there’s no one right answer. It’s complicated, it’s messy, and they don’t owe you a love story. Does anyone else get me?

Child: i demand to be released this instant! Kidnapping is illegal
          Villain: uh, we aren’t holding you hostage
          Child: then why can't I leave
          Villain: because we're waiting for your mom to pick you up
          Child: ahah! You're holding me for random
          Villain: no! Christ what dies your mom let you watch? No, there's no ransom, we're just making sure you don't run into traffic until you're mom arrives. It's your own fault you're here
          Child: *grumbling*
          Villain Sidekick: that kids mouthy. Are we sure the mom wants them back
          Villain: if she doesn't arrive in the next hour and a half we start charging money for keeping the kid

Underrated dynamic:
          Siblings who have different trauma and therefore different trauma responses. All their pain has twisted them to not understanding each other, each one thinks the others were better off, each one hates how the other acts around their parents(s), each one is both justified and unjustified in their actions. They could have built something together, something great, but it was struck down like the tower of babble and sown with confusion and mistrust by a bloodline that was doomed from the very start. They can’t ever be a real family again, there’s too much pain. Too much history. Too much love twisted and shattered. Someone wants to forgive, someone wants to forget, someone wants to burn it all down, someone wants to leave it all behind. What they could have been is irreparable.