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My dad, holding a small box: do you remember what this is?
Me: Sandbox
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Who else, upon sitting down at a dinner or restaurant, immediately has to organize the jams and jellies? Its just so fun
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Why I shouldn't be a teacher
Me, forgetting that I was supposed to give my students a quiz: *teaches the class*
Student: what about the quiz, did you reschedule it
Me, pulling the quizzes out of the trash where I accidentally put them: understand that your only enemy here is you
Me, starts a conversation with a student and forgets what I was teaching them: what was I going to say?
Students: *say nothing*
Me: you learn quickly
Me, after class: *remembers what I was supposed to teach* f#ck
Me: *starts rating during a test* how long until lunch
Me, to my student: what schedule do we have today? Okay thanks, what time does this class end again?
Me: *over-share and trauma dump*
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@Zaywhat12 I’m also pretty sure some teachers do this anyway so you’d probably be good lmao
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Why am I the same age as percy jackson right now this is not okay
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Sometimes I forget this one girl on our team is a slytherin because she's so cheerful. Then she says something like "I wish we could purposely throw the game pieces at the Cafe to make them swing" and I remember
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Made blue chocolate chip cookies for reefscape. It is very stressfull
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@FireChicken22 they have a YouTube channel called FIRSTRoboticsCompetition and my schools team is firebirds433 if you want to see some videos
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Uncle 1; I'm want to go to Puerto Rico and find a Trad-Wife
Uncle 2; thats not what you think it is. A trad wife is a viking thing were the wife control the home and finances and the husband gets loot to give to the wife
Uncle 1; thats exactly what I want
Story told to me by my dad
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Character who is always someone's second (or last) option, no matter what, becomes someone's first choice and first choice to listen to. I'm not crying
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Fox is out there making a hunger games themed survival show. Did they even read the book. Do they know what they are doing
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The Question: which Spiderman and Batman villian, if they spawned in real world Philly with powers but no resources, which two would cause the most destruction
The debate: can Joker and the penguin gain resources, whose powers are most destructive
The answer: Hydra-man and Poison Ivy