Zaywhat12

Noah: Am I a bad dad Persephone? 
          Bellamy: we aren't on patrol, call me by my actual f*cking name!

Would yall (by which i mean one person singular) be more interested in government files about the heroes or the information collected about the villains (in Villain and Sidekick, not in real life)

Imagine being a teacher (in Villain and Sidekick) and your student comes in and says that the weird dinosaur lady ate their homework. Like, would you believe them? 
          
          Which reminds me that once my dog ate my field trip permission form and my parents had to tell my teacher (this was in elementary school)

Me, talking to any woman at least 3 years younger than me: you're like the sister I never had 
          Narrator: this was not because they had never had a sister, this was because their sister always ignored them and this girl does not

Sat down for dinner and my friend immediately messaged me like "im on my way to pick up my stuff" bro my salad!

Collection of down trope i hate with varying degrees of suckiness: 
          - childhood friends of opposite gender suddenly realize that their feelings have always been deeper that just platonic and getting together 
          - two (same gender) friends overthe same (opposite gender) crush (especially when its two girls fighting over a guy) 
          - someone feeling personally offended when their (opposite gender) friend starts dating someone else (doesn't matter if its a guy getting jealous or a girl getting jealous, yall are friends, f*cking act like it) 
          - a man and a woman hang out together and all their friends are like ooh, you're in love but if two same gender hang out they do not get the same response from their friends 
          - honestly any trope that refuses to let the opposite gender be friends for some god d*mn reason 
          - bi man reassuring his girlfriend that he would never leave her for a MAN 
          - tropes where the ex-girlfriend is treated like a villain just for being the male love interest ex, irregardless of if its an m/m romance or an m/f romance 
          - any girly girl is presented as a b*tch and overly emotional 
          - k*lling cats not being treated the same way k*lling dogs is 
          - girl's power needs her to be n*ked but boys with the same power mechanics gets to have special clothes, like please let them all wear clothes 
          - in addition to the last one, when adults are in more modest clothes than the literal minors? Excuse me? 
          - people who drink tea are either shown as either haughty snobs or always stoned? Like what? 
          - dark colors being short hand for evil and white being a short hand for good, like no, you know who wears all white? Brides and a very prominent hate group. Shut up 
          - men who get redeemed after st*lking and g*nocide but a mean girl is always a mean girl, even when she tries to be nice?
          - third act break up 
          - painful s*x being treated as superior to gentle s*x. Like you can have preferences but shaming people for not liking pain is so messed up
          
          Feel free to add your own

Villain and Sidekick playlist called 
          POV: VIRUS invited you to the DVVC headquarters

Bad news: art style severely lacking in skill 
          Good news: found a nice piccrew, that might work for the villain and Sidekick characters

Im trying to draw the Villain and Sidekick characters so that I can give a more solid picture of them but god, I made Callan so ugly

I really meant to give Doireann a surname but never got around to it so I guess she’s just Doireann Doe now. What a lovely woman she is, to have no surnames. She’s the highest form of unattached to any man, lesbian, trans-woman, and her surnames was given to her by a bunch of nuns (kidding (or am I?))