@Zaywhat12
I enjoy spicy food and gothic/horror stories in the same way. I don’t find the experience relaxing and in the moment it’s rarely pleasurable but afterwards it’s very satisfying to say i did this thing
@Zaywhat12 love that similarity
God cough syrup is nasty
Ranking burger types:
Frozen burger patties: 0/10 taste like hockey pucks
Frozen impossible/veggie burgers: 8/10 can do no wrong but sometimes they feel too big
Homemade traditional burgers: 8/10 good but can be better
Mushroom burger: 9/10 always yummy plus healthy
Cubano burger: 10/10 no notes. Superior burger
Happy August 4th 2026. As in the dare referenced in There Will Come Soft Rains by Ray Bradbury Day which i read in junior high and it f<cked me up for life!
What if I trolled a fandom but in a really benign way. Like commenting on every reference that it would be so much better if the show/book/movie/games were set in Philly (which is objectively true, Philly makes everything better)?
Scammer tried to convince me i don’t know what’s happening with my money. Get blocked d*ck-face
Scammer: tell us how much money you are missing
Me, unaware that it is a scammer but pretty sure that my banks would have reached out if i lost a large some of money: I’m not?
Scammer: don’t be shy. Be honest
Me, realizing: oh *blocks scammer*
How do I stop being attractive to straight men? Im fine with queer men being attracted to me cause they'll be guaranteed to back off if I tell them im gay. Its uncomfortable
@ Zaywhat12 *hugs* i'm sorry :(
a good solution? hammers
I feel like more characters should just carry a hallucination of someone they are about around with them who both compels them to do stupid sh*t and also to not do stupid sh*t the way Bela carried fake Edward around in the second twilight season. It wpuld be pretty f*ckin funny
@Ingrid_Res_Publica I started using the realistic heart emoji and creeper out my dad
@Zaywhat12 outcome?
@Ingrid_Res_Publica my friend and I had a really in depth conversation about what temperate a vampire would drink blood at and what our personal preferences would be if we were vampires so you aren't wrong
Vampire being invited into a house: haha, you should be more careful with just inviting people in. Not that im a vampire or anything
Concept: a vampire discovers the conservative boomer problem and in a panicked frenzy go to visit their descendants as a faux historian to inform them that their many great grand father was actually very liberal for his time and would be very happy to see his descendants also being liberal