Gray Bartolo

I'm happy go lucky until someone bullies my friends
          Then I gotta manifest the law to stay outta jail

We're discussing senior sunset and someone asked am or pm
          Its sunset, why did this happen?

My prediction for the next 4 years
          "Hey [deadnane] what's your favorite color
          Its Grey and my favorite color us Black 
          "*cis gender confusion*"

If you haven't watched Mariolore. What are you doing with your life?

@QueenOfDumbfuckery, our profiles match

PoV: the support group for villains that fall in love with their protagonists 
          A: hello and welcome to the biweekly VLP support group, I use she/her. My lover is the chosen one who I was hired to kill, but she will not stop trying to get me to become a hero. Doesn't she understand I have to get revenge on my parents for my child hood trauma
          B: I use she/her. My lover is mostly a side character but our bosses are enemies and I was hired to kill his best friend 
          C: I use he/him
          D:I use she/her
          C: we are already dating but this hero couple that we were hired to kill are just so attractive. The guys really attractive 
          D: the woman is really sweet,  its hard
          E: I use she/her. I'm also with those two
          E: well, I'm not dating these two, but I'm dating their female hero

A: you look good in that dress
          B, thinking its a kink thing: oh, really
          A: yeah, you look like your comfortable, abd happy
          B:
          B: I really don't know how to respond to this

A: I have defeated armies, crushed empires, assassinated politicians. But I don't think this is a fie I can fight
          B: what, scared? Are you scared to fight me?
          A: get your son and fight me yourself
          C: I have fave in his abilities to defeat you
          A: I don't!

POV: he the head of a criminal organization, and low-key annoying, but he's drinking the right stuff
          A: I don't want to cook, thats a woman's job!
          B,  said boss: just don't stab anyone abd your masculinity is protected
          ~~~
          C: why do they wear short skirts if they don't want to-
          B: because they want vitamin D *finger guns*
          ~~
          A: I thought you liked her
          B: I did 
          C: why did you stop?
          B: she wasn't interested in me the someway 
          A: but-
          B: get back to work

A: you brought a child here!
          B: you hang out here all the time, you told me it was a nice place
          A: not for children
          B: you said the women who work here knew how to mind their own business 
          A: they do. A child does not
          B:
          A: I am an adult that knows adult things. That child doesn't know to leave the roo. when a client starts talking to a worker. And just because the women and their boss our nice, doesn't mean the clients are 100% trustworthy
          B: huh
          A:
          A: do you even know what this place is?