Grey Bartolo

When you introduce a sibling/friend to am artist and then years later after you've stopped listening to said artist because you found out they did some messed up sh*t but your sibling/friend probably isn't aware so you kinda just shoot them a text like "yeah, that artist is mega canceled and did super bad things so sorrybi told you about them and ruined your life lol"
          
          
          
          Or is that just me

A: If you think that’s imprecise you should see how B sorts their room. Everything’s color coded but they wont let me put two blue socks with each other
          B: neither of those socks were blue. They were two different shades of teal
          C: they have a point
          A: No, no i took a photo. They are the same color
          C: huh, they aren’t blue but they seem to be the same color though
          B: you’re just jealous I have better eye sight then you
          A: you’re missing an eye
          B:… 
          B: better color perception then you

Pulled a lose strand of hair from my braid and it cane out as a corkscrew curl.
          
          My hair is not that curly wtf

A spin off of some of my villain and his sidekick posts featuring the hero and his sidekick:
          
          Hero: We need to talk
          Hero’s sidekick: Is this about you eating the last doughnut? Are you going to apologize?
          Hero: No but-
          Hero’s sidekick: Eh, not interested then
          Hero: You need to stop spamming the group chat with edits of me and the villain
          Hero’s sidekick: Does it piss you off
          Hero: YES!
          Hero’s sidekick: Hmm, I don’t think so. *taps something on phone*
          Random assistant in a different room: She just sent another one! And it’s raunchy!
          Hero: Oh come on! I’m docking your paycheck *leaves*
          Hero’s sidekick: What paycheck? I’m unpaid! *sends another edit*  
          
          Much different dynamic

Why is it always the woman and her gay guy best friend? Like legitimately its never a man and his lesbian best friend. I call BS

A m/f friend ship where they are constantly accused of bring into each other so they always say "oh, we've known each other fir so long they're basically family" except both the boy and the girl view the other as the younger sibling

A: Why didn't you stop them?
          B: Have you met them?

One of the topics discussed in my sociology course was immigration and my TA told us that using terms like legal/illegal are dehumanizing and that its better to call say regular/irregular so you will see me use those terms whenever I discuss immigration in my writings

My dad ordered a ‘neurospicy’ rash guard. It’s green, says ‘zero eye contact’ and all the proceeds benefit autism awareness

When part of your fantasy series includes a religious minority group but you’ve only got the creativity to make ONE fictional religion so I’ll iron it out as I go?!?
          (I can make this work)