Hello everybody, I am a magical being from the Zazar Relm and I've come to read all your stories and learn your culture. With the knowledge of the interests of your youth I shall take over your world and turn it into a giant ice cream cone.
You see, ice cream is what my world is made of and we've been searching for the perfect planet to bond with us so we can become whole.
I believe your planet is the perfect partner for us Zeekiens and do hope that with the knowledge of your youth I can convince them to allow our planets to bond. Only with their approval can I use my magical powers to make your wold into the perfect ice cream cone for my ice cream world.