Zeke

*crying cuz I'm terrible at developing plots tbh*

ISTJAHESHSJYFADJAHFSHDJDGSYKQJFDKGS WRITERS BLOCK WHY
          
          

*bangs head against desk* progress.

I really need to update more often- like wow I suck at schedules.

Honestly, I just wanna see a cross over fanfic where davesprite meets the maximum ride flock

GUYS DAVEKAT IS CANON. I CAN DIE IN PEACE NOW KNOWING THAT D A V E K A T  I S   C A N O N

JEGUS CHRIST I CANT EVEN WRITE GAY INTERSPECIES PORN HALF DECENTLY. I HATE MY LACK OF WRITING SKILLS.

you know... I was going to write a chapter today and was really piped up to update.... But then...
          Then Sadstuck happened....
          And let's just say I don't have a heart anymore.
          DONT WATCH A VIDEO CALLED ZOMBIESTUCK [SEA OF LOVE]
          DONT. IT RUINS LIVES. especially Jake's

Ya know, I was going to write a smut chapter and have Sol's blackmailing wait but... Fuck it, I'll make the readers suffer a little longer. AHAHAHAHA I'm sorry 

So I'm going through my old chapters and I just realized half the names of the chapters don't have anything to do with what actually happens in them.... Ugh, I'm stupid