"Writer of Things and Knower of Stuff"
That truly is my motto as it incorporates so much about me. I've a nack for writing stories, poems, books, screenplays, speeches, and anything else that starts with pens and paper. As for Knower of Stuff, well, I know a whole lot of useless and interesting crap, that others call facts. Don't get me wrong, some of the things I know does have a use at the appropriate times, but not always. 
I am an author, but that is my side hobby, my dream job is to be a publisher.