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I had to chase my dog around the neighbors yard just now, 5 missed calls from my dad. The dog went across the street. I thought he was gonna fucking die! And then he shows up out of NOWHERE not even a second after I got the chance to call my dad back once I ran inside. The neighbors yard is full of salty ham I tried to get him back with. I'm sick as fuck. Don't know what's going on. I'm suppose to be having fun on the weekend but INSTEAD I'm stuck here with this monstrous cold and my dog decides to give me a workout!?!? (No hate tho, I really need one so thanks Ollie... but STILL- )