Cho mama.

I am very tempted to write another story, but mostly cryptids. Like x readers, or special requests if y'all want

Idk if y'all know this, but all of my stories are written while I'm half asleep, and yet a story gets thousands if views, FOR WHAT THO??

I'm gonna have to be dragged kicking and screaming to school. You cannot physically make me go back. Ever.

Have any of y'all started planning your funeral yet? Like, as a joke but still making plans. Just bury me already pls...

Y'all ever drink some water at like 12:07 and suddenly you go on a screaming rampage through your home shouting vines and chanting in Spanish... can't relate...

Gooooooood evening ladies lasses and lassoes, if you don't know I'm currently going on hiatus, I should be back, when I'm back, but as of now all of my books are on hiatus, so sorry, I jsut need to focus on my mental well being and so should all of you, so take breaks, love yourself, and blast WAP as loud as you can so the police can even jam to it when they are invited by the entire neighborhood!

Me:*takes the longest ass break ever, and checks their wattpad page*
          Avengers story: *has over 1k and is close to reaching 2k reads* 
          Me: *confused and concerned screaming*

Hello, I'm back. I'll update now, hopefully...

Me: hits 1k on my Avengers thingy and does not even notice it
          When I realize I did it: wtf, why is this popular? Is this what people want? WTF?!?!?!?

When the Devil is too busy
          And Death is a little too much
          They call upon me by name,
          For my special touch