「Mars」

You know what the most evil thing glitch could’ve done with merch was (besides peeled jax ofc)
          
          Ragatha pin cushion

Guys I have the most banger unnecessary theory but I have ALMOST 0 evidence for this (almost like my “mercury is nb” theory)
          
          ANYWAYS TADC THEORY TIME
          
          Zooble arrived at the circus shortly before/while Ribbit abstracted
          
          Why, you may ask?
          
          Well because Jax says “everything was fine before you and ZOOBLE came along” and ofc that could just be because those two are always fighting BUT it would make more sense that he said that because his memory of Zooble arriving is associated with Ribbit’s abstraction and also because I think it would be funny(bunny) if that happened because Pomni arrived during Kaufmo’s abstraction

The caine obsession is getting worse
          
          Doesn’t help that Alex confirmed that Caine said “w-wait” because he realized he was hurting them and he died thinking he was a failure

GUYSSSSSSS GUYS GUYS GUYS GO CHECK OUT @1nsert_cre4tive_nam3 FIC ITS PEAK

Boosfer was here

@Sho0ting_st4rzz WHO ARE YOU

I think my cousin is on a higher plane of existence she asked if Scratch (from tadc) was named after the kids’ coding platform

I love how the tadc fandom copes by making jokes about the episode (real convo between me and my friend)
          
          “I’m so hungry I could eat unpeeled jax”
          “Why unpeeled the skin is toxic”
          “peeled*”
          “Ah. Real”
          “They peeled him yall”
          “The creepy silhouette seems like such a nice woman we should have peeled jax for dinner with her”
          “And afterwards I’ll play a lil knife game with her”
          “Yes”

Does literally anyone else get notifications for replies that don’t tag you and are under someone else’s comment and you get the notif bc you replied to the same comment or is my wattpad genuinely tweaking

Real conversation between me and my friends:
          
          Friend 1: “This pizza is so good it can make a gay man moan”
          Friend 2: “Anything can make a gay man moan”
          Me: “Except a woman”
          1: “No a woman can too she just has to try harder”
          2: “She has to have a special tool”
          Me: “A mousketool”
          1: “Yes”