Zesty_Pineapple

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M3l0dyyyyyyy

I'm a stalker, we know that but I'm so glad to see that your happy with your boyfriend! :D

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@M3l0dyyyyyyy Yea oh btww he has a new girl and me and her are rlly good friends now bc apparently he cheated on me wit her and she didn’t know bc he lied to her. He told her that we broke up and we didn’t until like a day laterrr soooo ye me and her are good friends now. 
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

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@Zesty_Pineapple Oh okay, still he's an asshole
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@M3l0dyyyyyyy Yeahh I mean I wasn’t that shocked tbh bc I always knew that sum was going on bc he got distant and barely talked to me at school
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

I think we've been friends for over a year now, so yippee pookie!

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M3l0dyyyyyyy

Love, are you okay? I don't know if you were around the shooting but I want to make sure you're okay

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@Zesty_Pineapple Ohh okay, I'm glad your okay pookie
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

Pookieeee! Me and my boyfriend were on call and he told me to make pickup lines towards him and he fell asleep when I made them- I was wondering if you wanted to hear what I came up with

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@Zesty_Pineapple Go for it pookssss <33
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@M3l0dyyyyyyy Damnnnnn pookssss (imma steal the one before the last one <333)
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

@Zesty_Pineapple Oh and he was using pickup lines on his friend (they both have girlfriends and they act gay with each other-) and ima say them on here cause ima use them on him one day
            "Are you a dog whisper? Cause you can make me your bitch anytime." "You work in construction? Cause I'll let you put that I-beam in."
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Zesty_Pineapple

MY SHORT ASS JUST FELL DOWN RHE STAIRS-

M3l0dyyyyyyy

@Zesty_Pineapple I- Child are you okay?? (Relatable though)
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Zesty_Pineapple

@cxpidsbow- MAYBE?? I THINK- IDKKKK
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

Hey pookie bearr

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@M3l0dyyyyyyy Hiiii pookie bearrrrrrrr
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

I followed your Pinterest lol

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@Zesty_Pineapple :0 Your following me!
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