Zesty_Pineapple

Save the cows, milk the milkman 

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M3l0dyyyyyyy

I know I like stalking you but you are so pretty!!!!! Like drop dead gorgeous pookie

M3l0dyyyyyyy

I'm a stalker, we know that but I'm so glad to see that your happy with your boyfriend! :D

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@Zesty_Pineapple Oh okay, still he's an asshole
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Zesty_Pineapple

@M3l0dyyyyyyy Yeahh I mean I wasn’t that shocked tbh bc I always knew that sum was going on bc he got distant and barely talked to me at school
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

@Zesty_Pineapple WHAT, I STALKED YOUR INSTAGRAM AND YLU SEEMED SO HAPPY, IM GONNA KILL HIM BECAUSE WHAT THE FREAK
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

I think we've been friends for over a year now, so yippee pookie!

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M3l0dyyyyyyy

Love, are you okay? I don't know if you were around the shooting but I want to make sure you're okay

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@Zesty_Pineapple Ohh okay, I'm glad your okay pookie
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

Pookieeee! Me and my boyfriend were on call and he told me to make pickup lines towards him and he fell asleep when I made them- I was wondering if you wanted to hear what I came up with

Zesty_Pineapple

@M3l0dyyyyyyy Damnnnnn pookssss (imma steal the one before the last one <333)
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

@Zesty_Pineapple Oh and he was using pickup lines on his friend (they both have girlfriends and they act gay with each other-) and ima say them on here cause ima use them on him one day
            "Are you a dog whisper? Cause you can make me your bitch anytime." "You work in construction? Cause I'll let you put that I-beam in."
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Zesty_Pineapple

MY SHORT ASS JUST FELL DOWN RHE STAIRS-

M3l0dyyyyyyy

@Zesty_Pineapple I- Child are you okay?? (Relatable though)
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M3l0dyyyyyyy

Hey pookie bearr