@1Bite2Me Oh yes...*burps and clears throat.* You see, once upon a time there was this infuriating trickster mage of sorts. We had a few altercations...yadda yadda...I asked this eccentric, odd-looking, wisecracking alchemist to give me a way to put an end to all his business. After some great excitement, he started spitting these insanely long words about tatooing some strange symbol onto me with some really strange ink. *Takes a quick swig from his flask.*
Anyways, in marking me the first time, he was almost finished, but he slipped...I was a pretty good man through that one, taking only one shot to get through. But then came this removal process by slicing and burning just so he could redo...two more shots...
Second time, all that burning and cutting made this one twice as painful, so mid way I down three more shots. As I lifted for my fourth in that set, I apparently made him draw the porportion wrong....4 more drinks through the removal.
Third time, I was feeling nice and floaty, those drinks settling in. He made it through without a hitch, and I walked out to go beat that mage senseless.