So.. Hi.

I like 1D. Ziall is real.

I'm obviously really awkward. 

I ship every bromance that has Niall in it... especially Ziall

Er.. Created Wattpad coz of  @BlaaaJung. My biffle is  @1DWhoredom and I'm happily dating  @NarrySextape

Your not-so-average 17 year old teenager that should probably be studying instead of being on the internet. I kinda write fics, and then I get my friends to edit them and yeah. 20% me and 80% them forcing me to write. Basically.

I stand for gay pride and I'm as straight as a rainbow.

Flaming Homosexual right here. 

I kinda like girls when they're not pms-ing and asking me to be their bestfriend just cause they want a gay bestfriend. You know what every gay guy wants? A gay bestfriend. Honey, there just aren't enough of us to go around. 

My Ziall/LiLo/Nouis one shot.. http://www.wattpad.com/17356389-little-lambs-ziall-lilo-nouis-one-shot#.UZtpPqI3uSo  You need to be following me to read this cause it's protected. Whoops. Too sexual there.

Co-writing:
Glamorous Lover [Ziall] with  @Blaaajung --->>> http://www.wattpad.com/26337669-glamorous-lover-ziall-au
I Would [Nouis] with  @Blaaajung --->>> http://www.wattpad.com/13560730-i-would-nouis-au

I have an Ask.. http://ask.fm/ziallporn

Follow me on Tumblr? http://ziallsexytime.tumblr.com/

I'm also on AO3! http://archiveofourown.org/users/discombobulated/pseuds/discombobulated

Homophobe? The door is to your left, please leave.



Twitter: @penistration