I'm a sharp edge with a weak handle, and I have no idea what any of that means because I just made it up. Sometimes I make things over-dramatic because if not it just ends up being boring,  and boring is dumb. I treat life like a movie and in return it throws constant dissapointment at me, and i'm totally not okay with that, but, hey, who hasn't gone through something in their life before? Enjoy my stories, guys. Hope you like 'em.