I would like to bring it to everyone's attention just how much work it is to construct a proper bio.  You can't be to humorous or people will think you take nothing serious.  You can't be too formal or people will think you're selling something. Too dark and you're suicidal. Too religious and you're a fanatic. Too honest and people will think you're lying.  You just can't win.  but here are a few facts you didn't know about me.

*I live in South Africa.
*I'm studying Engineering. 
*I love my family more than I love Pizza and I REALLY love pizza. 
*I run an online Merchandise store. 
*My best friend is and anti-social bundle of hatred. (Sorry H, You know I love you.)
*I have mild social anxiety.
*Obsession with Unicorns, owls, men in suits, VW bugs and Game of Thrones.
*I am Vegan. (Vegan Pizzas are yummy, okay?)

and finally...

*I'm Batman! sssshhhh