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SO AHEm KYOTANI FROM HAIKYUU, MAD DOG X READER OR NAH CUZ LIKE I HAVE SO MANY IDEAS

So is no one in the greek mythology community going to acknowledge that Dionysus was the OG creator of the dildo or are we just gonna forget about that

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          i would like to formally apologize, life is absolutely fucking amazing right now thank u for giving me the cutest being on this earth she is super sweet i love her so damn much please continue giving me happiness

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          My fucking dog just died
          
          ffs could this year start out any shittier for me
          
          im already fucking depressed, God, I dont need some douchebag taking my damn dog away from me. Dont fucking get me started. Im fucking p i s s e d rn. My ass has ADHD, D.I.D, PTSD, panic attacks, sociopathic tendencies and suicidal thougts a n d actions, i really dont need the only thing that's been with me my whole life to die. So thanks, God, for worsening my fucking mental state :)

I am currently co writing a story with the amazing hooman bean @weeb_down_the_street (go follow!!! they a good bean) and i'd appreciate it if u checked it out!!! love yall

So I received word of a black child being locked in a cement cage at a school in Seattle so imma just say this once why the absolute f u c k would someone do that to a c h i l d?!!!!!!!! There is literally no justification like i dont give two shiny silver shits what they think is right putting a child in a cage is so fucked up. And the cum sluts who made this shit approved are even worse, how could you do that to a k i d

Guys what the hell the goddamn ICE CREAM TRUCK came WHAT THE H E L L it's 40 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT OVER HEREEEE