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Tip ladies for if you get cheated on: lick jolly ranchers and stick them to the windows. They wont come off and if they do the window will shatter.
You only slash 3 of his tires because insurance covers it's all 4 but not 3.
You slash 3 of his tires with the same blade at the same angle then the 4th tire with a different blade at a different angle and he will get charged for insurance fraud.
If you slash the front driver and the back passenger when they go to jack it up to fix it it'll break the axel. (I believe).
Put tampons in his gas tank and it will absorb all his gas yet it will show that his gas tank is full.
If he has sprinklers, or do it when it's going to rain, put instant mash potatoes in his yard.
Put a jolly rancher on the corner of his window and when he goes to take it off the window will break.
Put a bunch of rubber bands on his drive way you can't sweep them up you have to pick then up by hand.
For legal reasons this is a joke.
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