If you're reading this that means you have somehow stumbled upon my page.... I apologize in advance for what you may see here. You have been warned: read ahead at your own risk.


Well well, what a rebel we have here. Welcome to the amusement park that is my mind. Please do not feed the animals, drink the water that isnt bottled, or talk to the voices. 
Please keep hands and feet inside the rides at all times, make sure your seatbelt and safety bar are secured, and enjoy.

IF you happen to get stuck on any rides and cannot get off, let me know and my crew and I will do our best to fix any problems. (Sometimes the voices manipulate the system)

If you do NOT enjoy the rides or your visit, you are not obligated to TELL me, nor are you obligated to come again. Simply leave. 

Any further questions about our park, please contact me and I will answer to my best ability. We welcome new friends.

I hope you enjoy your time here and visit us again.

Thank you. And have a nice day.