ZombJason

Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

Holy shit y'all, I have 371 followers, thank you so much! I'll get back to writing soon, college just has me in a constant state of fatigue. 
          
          I'm glad that all of you, old and new, have stuck with me since the beginning of my journey, so thank you! 

Hey y'all, I'm not dead, just a college student (basically the same thing lol). Anyways, I'm gonna try and put something out before December 10th. No promises.

*When you find a real Aphmau fanboy*
          
          *Deep breath* Okay so 1. OMG A FUCKING FAN/BOY/!? You are so rare to find, let alone APHMAU fanboy!
          2. I may have just followed you now and only read 1 chapter of your MCD oneshots, but I am honestly so in love with the book already!
          and 3. Hope school goes well, for me it's currently fucking hell!

Thank you all sooooo much for 350+ followers! Chapters will return soon! I'm trying to tie up loose ends right now, so be on the lookout!

Such an amazing writer! And I'm s0rry f0r talking strange like th1s!

If you ever wanna message me you can, but i may not always instantly respond because i am fairly busy

@XxflutterchanxX That didnt come out creepy at all. It is weird that your brother looks exactly like me. Also, thank you so much!

Ugh, I wanted to do Valentine's Day updates today, but I'm so tired 
          
          I'll probably post them as late updates on the weekend, as I'm busy these next 3 days. 
          
          Thanks for staying with me even though I've had some schedule issues. 
          
          -J

I may not know you well as a person or say that it'ts going to be ok, because its not,for many people. I just want to say, thank you for your wonderful writing that has brought so many of us joy. We'll miss you but you have every right to take a break. Again, Thank you ZombJason
          ~Mambo2008