No, I have no idea where the bodies under the porch came from either. They were already here when I got here.

I've written plenty of stories,  but never finished any. Hopefully this will change that.

Things I love (including, but not limited to):
Merlin, Doctor Who, Killing Eve, Supernatural, Farscape, Sherlock, Stargate, Star Wars, Star Trek, The Wrong Mans, Indiana Jones, Musketeers (BBC), Marvel, literally anything made by Aardman Animation because that was my entire childhood, Good Omens, Stardust, The Martian, Sandman, literally anything by Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Rainbow Rowell, John Green and Malorie Blackman, FOB, P!ATD, Franz Ferdinand, Imagine Dragons.

The "Pirates in an adventure with..." series by Gideon Defoe, was, is and forever will be, The Shit.

Congratulations, you made it to the end and read 872 characters.

Thank you for your time.