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I'm sorry im like neve active if anyobes actually reading these crackfics i made when i stole my moms phone at midnight wheni was like 9y/o, I'm so sorry. but please seek therapy cause i want a therapist after looking through these. they had some cute plots and good idea then my dumbass made it weird. so, to conclude, this account will be inactive until further notice. but my reading lists are open for anyone and check out my alt account, @13DepressedOlives

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This is the second book to the series "Y/n Potter" Where you are the main character and help your older twin brother- BY FIVE FREAKING MINUTES- Harry, and his friends solve all the mysteries and disasters as in the original Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling. This book, however, is made by my dear friend @BimuPotter . 
          
          You can go to her profile and see the link leading to her DeviantArt account which is filled with creative, amazing, sketches that she uploads, made herself. Please check out her story, she is such a great developed author, all she needs is a little popularity and a chance to become better known
          
          https://www.wattpad.com/story/347820266

Oh my God I'm in Chicago to see a distant relative and I'm going to the harry Potter tour and I'm doing the 3 sixty and I'm so excited/scared/tired/awake. I just woke up at the hotel and got a tea bc breakfast is at 6 30

Tw: I curse a lot and u might be traumatized
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          HELP. I HAVE DISCOVERED SOME LIFE CHANGING SHIT. So I was googling stuff abt Harry Potter. What other witches wizards have the same type wand? Well, it wasnt that bad at first, a follow up was which characters have the same patronus? Well guess what. A couple clicks and scrolling later I'm on a buzzfeed post talking about all the characters dick sizes. Idc if you skip everything else, just read this part:
          Voldemort and Harry Potter have the same wand core, and SAME LENGTH 
          
          THEIR DUCKS ARE 2.2 INCHES HELP
          
          
          And another thing, Draco, who gives off BDE 24/7, I had high Hope's for him. 6-8 inches maybe, right? WELL THE FANDOM SAID I THINK TF NOT! HES ONLY 4.8 HELP PLS
          (skull and crying emoji bc conversations board sucks ass)
          Guys, guess who the biggest was, 
          
          
          
          
          ITS DUMBLEWHORE HIS MAN HAVE 27.6 INCHES I AM SORRY BUT HOW TF THIS MAN IS REALLY LIVING UP TO YHE NAME BC GODDAMN HES AN OLD MAN btw last thing
          
          
          I'm sorry you had to read this, I went down a dirty rabbit hole, so you have to follow me in. CAUSE IM NOT GOING DOWN ALONE! (Crying emoji bc again, this board sucks ass)
          Also just ignore this if u didnt like it. Dont report, just block.

Okay... hear me out
           When you were a little kid and you hugged your older female cousins and aunts, keep in mind, you were like five, did they ever smoosh their boobs into your face and be aware of it? Like I just got a traumatizing flashback of when my aunt said goodbye to me then she did that and I backed away a little weirded out then my cousin say 
          "AUMMA!(Mom in korean)YOU TRAUMATIZED HER OMG!" She then says innocently  "What?  Lina, how?" My cousin answers "BY DOING THIS!" And she grabs me into a hug and presses her boobs into my forehead and  nose. "AAAAAHHH!" I screamed
          And my cousin said"Aumma, you did that to me in grade school before i went to the bus stop. YOU KEPT RUBBING UR TITS ON MY FACE!!!" and I started cackling.
          
          
          
          Anyway, I just need to know if anyone else had been traumatized by that

I'm in love with you 

famous! BOTCHES ITS JUNE!!!!!! Yk I love June bc...my omni self could never be straight.

Midnight Blossom, new chapter out soon. By soon, I mean 20 more minutes. 
          
          !!!Slight spoiler!!!
          
          Zutara will appear chapter 3
          
          
          ♡BTW,♡ *( Chap 3 will be posting in 5 weeks bc of "graduation" and i dont want it to disrupt my schedule, ya know?)