Im open to DMs on WattPad/Discord if you need to rant/vent 'bout something i might not right away respond, but I'll eventually get to it asap, im like a unpaid therapist :D
(gh0st_8unny)
I use any pronouns, I honestly don't know, do I care? Not really


I like beating people with screwdrivers
Never give me that chance
I also may have married 18 people
And I get flustered easily
So like if you say something slightly attractive, I won't respond until I've calmed down (sorry not sorry) I know, im also touch starved and lonely,
Ive also come to the point were if there is a big jumble of words, i can read it, and translate it so others dont have to suffer trying


-"Red flags through rose-tinted glasses just look like flags"
-"hydrate or die straight"
-"kneecaps are a privilege not a right"
-"surrender the gender or get in the blender"
-"it's not illegal if you don't get caught!"