Hello puny mortal.

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I am the official Dionysus! No, I am not some drunk duuude. I do not go round chasing beautiful women, except that one time...

Currently serving punishment at CHB, sucks. With those little monsters running about hurting themselves and dying all over!

I finally got Lenny Vendez to make me one of those phone things. No one wants to be a dolphin...

I don't get why it won't turn into a diet coke!

Anyway, god of parties, wine and cabin 12 here. And NEVER, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SHOULD YOU CALL ME THE WINE DUDE!

Have a diet coke!

I'm just here to make all your little demigodly lives misera- I mean interesting!

Okay so I don't really care about Perry Johnson and his bunch soooo... That's it!

So do I like just end here? Orrr??? 

Try not to die! Actually don't try!

🍇Lord Dionysus🍇 ~Director of CHB

{Admin( @Just-dreaming-big )~ For any thing I say here that sounds mean or offensive, I'm sorry. Just trying to stay in character!❤🌸}