69wacky
O o hi
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IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT:
I AM LEAVING THIS ACCOUNT BEHIND TO AVOID DRAMA.
NEW ACCOUNT: @gemini_dorito
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*coffee machine lies on ground, broken*
SQUIP: So, who broke it?
I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Jeremy: I did. I bro-
SQUIP: No, you didn't. Rich?
Rich: Don't look at me! Look at Michael!
Michael: What? I didn't break it!
Rich: Huh. That's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Michael: Because it's sitting right in front of us, and it's BROKEN.
Rich: ..Suspicious..
Michael: No, it's not!
Brooke: I-if it matters, probably not, but Chloe was the last one to use it.
Chloe: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Brooke: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee charger?
Chloe: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that BROOKE!
Jeremy: Alright, alright.. Let's not fight, I broke it. Let me pay for it.
SQUIP: No! Who. Broke. It?
Michael: SQUIP.. Jenna's been awfully quiet.
Jenna: *gaaasp* REALLY?!
*all yelling*
SQUIP: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict ten minutes from now, they'll be at each other's throats with more pain on their faces than a pig head on a stick.
SQUIP: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Poll: are you gay or European?
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Let me just say...
BRACES JEREMY IS BEST JEREMY
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Props to the kid who wrote "I wish I stayed at home watching cable porn" in a bathroom stall at the dance
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this message may be offensive
I'M AT A DANCE AND THEY'RE PLAYING FUCKING DESPACITO
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HAPPY 51st ANNIVERSARY OF MR ROGERS NEIGHBORHOOD
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Reminder: celebrate Mr Krabs' 77th birthday on November 30th
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Facts: Spongebob is 32 years old.
Mr. Krabs is 76.