I get angry relatively easily, especially when drunk. Like me brot'ers, I can also see fairies, pixies and other mythical creatures, though ah'm more prone to seein' those of the Unseely Court and the Unaligned Fey than those of tha Seely Court. I play the bagpipes, and enjoy drinkin', playin' darts, drinkin', golfin', and drinkin', whiskey, of course drinkin'. NESSY IS REAL! ACCEPT IT! She lives in Loch Ness, and I'm rather fond of her.

Ah'm the second oldest of tha four brot'ers. The other three are Wales, Ireland, and England. My relationship with Wales is friendly, if not very close. We don't see each other much anymore. Ireland usually sides with me against England. We enjoy drinkin' together, and we often argue 'bout which one of us has tha best Whiskey/Whisky. Of the all us, we are the closest. My relationship with England is complicated at best. We are brot'ers, but I never wanted English rule, tha bastard locked me in a cell for years and repressed my culture, makin' life hell for my people.
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_Alistair_Kirkland_ _Alistair_Kirkland_ Sep 02, 2014 05:08AM
@Francis_Bonnefoy_Hon Aye, sorry, but I'd rather not. *Removes your hand from his hair*Admin:*whispers* You guys can use protection, tho. eue
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