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HOW DOES A RAGTAG VOLUNTEER ARMY IN NEED OF A SHOWER SOMEHOW DEFEAT A GLOBAL SUPERPOWER. HOW DO WE EMERGE VICTORIOUS FROM THE QUAGMIRE. LEAVE THE BATTLEFIELD WAVING BETSY ROSS'S FLAG HIGHER. YO. TURNS OUT WE HAVE A SECRET WEAPON AN IMMIGRANT YOU KNOW AND LOVE WHOS NOT AFRAID TO STEP IN. CONSTANTLY CONFUSING CONFOUNDING THE BRITISH HENCHMEN. EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVORITE FIGHTING FRENCH FRY. LAFAYETTE. IM TAKING THOS HORSE BY THE REIGS MAKING RED COATS REDDER WITH BLOOD STAINS. LAFAYETTE. AND IM NEVER GONNA STOP TILL I MAKE EM DROP AND BURN EM SCATTER THE REMAINS IM A LARGE BAGUETTE. WATCH ME ENGAGING EM ESCAPING EM ENRAGING EM IM LAFAYETTE. I GO TO FRANCE FOR MORE FUNDS. I COME BACK WITH MORE GUNS AND SHIPS AND SO THE BALANCE SHIFTS. WE RENDEZVOUS WITH ROCHAMBEAU CONSOLIDATE THEIR GIFTS. WE CAN END THIS WAR IN YORKTOWN CUT THEM OFF AT C BUTT FOR THIS TO SUCCEED THERE IS SOMEONE ELSE WE NEED. I KNOW. HAML-HAM SIR HE KNOWS WHAT TO DO IN THE TRENCH. INGENUITIVE AND FLUENT IN FRENCH I MEAN. HAMMOCK STAND. SIR YOURE GONNA HAVE TO USE HIM EVENTUALLY. WHATS HE GONNA DO IN THE TRENCH I MEAN. ABDOMEN. NO ONE HAS MORE RESILIENCE OR MATCHES MY PRACTICAL TACTICAL BRILLIANCE. ANAGRAM. YOU WANNA FIGHT FOR YOUR LAND BACK. I NEED MY RIGHT HAND MAN BACK. YEAH GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK. YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA GET YOUR RIGHT HAND MAN BACK. I MEAN YOU GOTTA PUT SOME THOUGHT INTO THE LETTER BUT THE SOONER THE BETTER TO GET YOUR RRRRRRRRAAAAAHHHHHH. ALEXANDER HAMILTON. TROOPS ATE WAITING IN THE FEILD FOR YOU. IF YOU JOIN IS RIGHT NOW WE CAN TURN THE TIIIIIIDE. OH ALEXANDER HAMILTON. I HAVE SOLDIERS THAT WILL YIELD FOR YOU. IF WE MANAGE TO GET THIS RIIIIGHT THEYLL SURRENDER BY EARLY LIIIIGHT TJE WORLD WILL NEVER BE THE SAME- ALLLEXXAAANDEERRRRRDRR