Ich will eure Phantasie
Ich will eure Energie
Ich will eure Hände sehen
in Beifall untergehen.
- Rammstein

Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitates lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and as it always has, rock crushes scissors. 
-TBBT

That's no reason to cry. One cries because one is sad. For example, I cry because others are stupid, and that makes me sad. 
-Sheldon Cooper

Leonard: I did a bad thing.
Sheldon: Does it affect me?
Leonard: No.
Sheldon: Then suffer in silence.
-Love them soooo much

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