Mammoth_S00p
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you me gasstation. What are we getting? Gasstation sushi of course. But oh whoop! There was laxatives in our gasstation sushi. We black out and wake up in the sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish? You know what that means. FISH. ORGY. But oh giggidy goo the smell attracts a nearby bear and I armwrestle the bear. Bear fight. Bear dangerous. Bear nacked? Uh... duh. So we befriend the bear and go out to the supermarket to get something but oh no a bug bites my leg and I black out. I wake up in space and start floating towards the sun and black out then I wake up IN the sun, WHITE OUT (wich I didn't know you could do) Smoke a joint, GREEN OUT Wake up and I am the sun, BLUE OUT, Next thing you know I'm reincarnated as jesus christ. Oh! Looks like the meth is kicking in! WeoeoeoeoeoeOEOEOEOE OOGA BOOGA UH UH BOOGA