I NEED! someone to write a oneshot/imagine/whatever you call it about a cute little Vampire reader courting a big scary Orc.
Basically, i'm thinking so part of the orcs courting ritual is leave dead animals out side the person they wish to court house we all know this, but I want it so part of the Vampire Courting ritual is Slitting the competition throat out front of said person they wish to court house and fill a wine glass with there blood then knock on there door and present it to them
So I imagine the reader has seen an orc woman leaving a dead animal courting gift out front of the Orc she wishes to the courts house, then gets jealous, and the next night does the Vampire Courting ritual I described, and i just can stop imagining a small ( In comparison to the orc) Vampire reader looking up at her orc all happy, big smile and bloody while she holds up a glass of blood to him.
( the orc is also trying to court the reader and fines her courting ritual cute )
