clink clink 
goes my dick 
when i slap it on my chick 
put it inside her shit 
make her suck make her lick 
my dick can do all the tricks 
longer than a chopstick 
rides like a broomstick 
all lubed up and slick 
this goes to the skeleton clique 
because i love josh duns dick 
and i bet it's harder than his drumstick