Um... Hey Fellas.

It's me, Butters! I don't know if you know me or anything, but my parents wanted me to make some new friends. I figured that since there's lots of people here, I might be able to.

I've never actually tried writing before. I might have a go, although my parents might be mad at me. 

Fell free to have a chat with me, it'd be nice. See you, fellas!