I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Life is random. So am I. 

One of my goals in life is to race a camel.

Yes, I've been to the dark side...They lied about the cookies.

You know what they say, when nothing goes right, go left.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was. 

People say you can not live without love. I think oxygen is more important.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night." 

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased that line.



Hi! My old name is (Menkiller) and I changed it to _ComfortablyNumb. I just want you to smile because you took time in reading this.