IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS!!!

raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

I reflect to this every single day, wondering, wtf was going through my mind making this account. 
          I’m sorry for everything I’ve ever said, did, or portrayed on the internet. 
          I mean, I made some cool memories don’t get me wrong but, like man, I come back and cringe on what I’ve read, thought and wrote
          
          And don’t get me started with my Google Docs⚰️that shit is more embarrassing

looking at this account brought back so many memories 

OH SHIT I HIT 500 foLLOWERS?! Uhh
          Thank you everyone, I’m still dead as always. It’s been awhile like 4 months? Since I landed back here...
          I don’t know remember how long about it was.
          I’m sorry to everyone who expected an update on my stories but that won’t happen anymore.
          I think I won’t write anymore because I’m not entirely inspired by it. 
          I’ll see if I can still do the covers for each of my stories but can’t promise an update.
          
          This App is the worst now and It was sooooo much better during 2015-16. I met so many people during that trip. It was amazing. Now I feel like community  is either tired of this app or just found something better. 
          Well, again, Daddy is gonna go out to get some milk
          Love you, my children

Okay, so, anyone who sees this,
          Follower or not, I’m not going to put “Announce this to my followers”, cause that’s annoying.
          
          But, I’m going to be inactive for a good ass time. Why? Well, I’m not motivated to write. Here and there I’ll probably post a story for shits and giggles but I’m only gonna do it when I wanna do it, how I feel about it and just do it if I wanna do it basically.
          
          I’m sorry if you waited for an update on my goodass stories but no. Sorry. Can’t have lazy people do something they can’t complete in a day(except if it’s important) 
          Can’t rush perfection but you can’t wait for it to be perfected by nothing.
          
          Well, all I’m gonna say is goodbye and hope to see you soon with a new story or idk maybe... 
          
          Have fun, enjoy your whole year, been a blast to be on Wattpad for 5 years 
          Enjoy every single you have with yourself and with anyone you interact as friends and family and a community.

s i x s a m e f a c e s

Hello, my fellow Pina Coladas,
          I know most of you don't really care about this but, I just wanna inform you before you really think of something.
          
          As of right now, I am growing through such a mixed feeling of emptiness, sadness, and anger. 
          I'm trying to calm myself and I'm trying my very best to relax but, I'm either over stressing, thinking negatively, or have no clue what is wrong with me.
          
          I hate breaking promises with you guys, so I'm not going to promise you guys that I will update next week but! I might update a story in my Osomatsu-san one-shots!
          
          I hit writer's block for the Ichimatsu x Reader story. As well as for the Bakugou x Reader one. 
          
          I just simply want to apologize for my absence and why I've been on Hiatus for so long. 
          Again,
          I am very, VERY, very sorry
          xoxo, 
                                                         — Papa Pina

This update is so NASTY, 
          It just messy. 
          To me it was better with more yellow/orange cause everything all white is NOT good at all.

@wattpad, yo what is the meaning of this update?
          This update is nasty. Im sorry but it is. 
          I liked how it was 2 years ago or how it was before.
          It starting to annoy me why you update the logo which I personally dont like and making my eyes bleed even more.
          I dont care if you just want money but, this is starting to piss me off and get your shit together wattpad. The table of contacts used to be black not white and I would like it to keep being black. 

What book should I update first? 
          → { Not updating my discontinued books }