I wish I'd been, I wish I'd been, a teen, teen idle.
Wish I'd been a prom queen, fighting for the title.
Instead of being sixteen and burning up a bible.
Feeling super, super, super suicidal.
The wasted years, the wasted youth.
The pretty lies, the ugly truth.
And the day has come where I have died.
Only to find, I've come alive.
I wanna be a virgin pure.
A twenty-first century whore.
I want back my virginity.
So I can feel infinity.
I wanna drink until I ache.
I wanna make a big mistake.
I want blood, guts, and angel cake.
I'm gonna puke it anyway.