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i wish i could block people on redbubble

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What's with these homies, dissing my girl?
          Why do they gotta front?
          What did we ever do to these guys
          That made them so violent?
          Woo-hoo
          But you know I'm yours
          Woo-hoo
          And I know you're mine
          Woo-hoo
          (And that's for all time)
          Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
          Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
          I don't care what they say about us anyway
          I don't care about that
          Don't you ever fear, I'm always near
          I know that you need help
          Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit
          You need a guardian
          Woo-hoo
          And you know I'm yours
          Woo-hoo
          And I know you're mine
          Woo-hoo
          (And that's for all time)
          Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
          Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
          I don't care what they say about us anyway
          I don't care about that
          I don't care about that
          Bang, bang, a knock on the door
          Another big bang and you're down on the floor
          Oh no! What do we do?
          Don't look now, but I lost my shoe
          I can't run, and I can't kick
          What's the matter babe, are you feeling sick?
          What's the matter, what's the matter, what's the matter you?
          What's the matter babe, are you feeling blue?
          Ooh-wee-hoo, I look just like Buddy Holly
          Oh-oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore
          I don't care what they say about us anyway
          I don't care about that
          I don't care about that
          I don't care about that
          I don't care about that

_Dork_Muffin_

Okay, so like, I came on here for one millisecond and I want y'all to know that I'm not on here often, don't involve me in your drama, I do not personally know you and if you're involving random people in your personal drama, I do not want to know you. I only come here for the Obama fan fiction I made and the comments on it. Now, if you excuse me, I have to pop a pimple on my left asscheek.

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Since I don't get on Wattpad often, I got rid of the app and decided to use a computer for it. It's easier for me and I don't get spammed with notifications a lot. If you want to RP with me, go to my Instagram. I do not use Hangouts anymore, because none of my friends use it anymore and there is no point of having it. If you do not have an Instagram, which I highly doubt that you don't have one, then get one. Or not get one, it doesn't really matter. I will hold off on the Rot and Flowers story, because school has been throwing projects at me. I will try my best to finish it on here, or at least on a document. Have a nice day/night. :3

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Shut the fuck up, bitch ass cinnamon apple
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