We just found out that we now have 200 followers, and we thought that was a reason to celebrate, so we have decided to post a story we have been working on for a few months that is satirical, sarcastic, and rudely humerus. We also have another reason to celebrate... If you've looked, you would have noticed that we added a date to the bio (5/1/26). Well I (Nic) asked Emily out on this date. Now everyone has been waiting quite a while for this, and when I asked her, she stood up on the seat, after saying yes, and yelled, "Guys! Nic grew balls and asked me out!!!" So I'm going to go release this chapter. Please comment on it and notify us if anything offends you!