_EmmasArt_

MM  Bad ?
          	
          	Excuse  me you  little  deku scrub . I’ll have you  know  that I’ve 100 % completed  every ☝ single ☝ Zelda  game  and I  have a PHD ‍‍ in computer  engineering  and design . Your  deku nut-sized brains  may  not be able  to hookshot to this thought  easily ✅, but  it is objectively  a Gilded Sword-level of perfection  in craftsmanship , only possible  to made  with the golden  dust  of another 2️⃣ Fierce  Deity-sized game , Ocarina  of Time ⏰. You  must  be a special  kind  of fungus , because I  can smell  your  bs ⛹ with the Mask  of Scents ✨ from all  the way ↕ across ➡ Termina Field . From the fact ☑ that the developers  felt  a time  sense  over  their heads  like  the Moon  of Shigeru Miyamoto coming  to crush  them to the fact ☑ that they implemented  it in-game  is brilliant  beyond  your  primitive  scrub  minds’ abilities  to comprehend . I  hope  you  feel  as ashamed  of yourselves as Skull  Kid  and feel  a kick  to your  heads  from legs  as powerful  as the Four  Giants , you  beaver brothers .

_EmmasArt_

MM  Bad ?
          
          Excuse  me you  little  deku scrub . I’ll have you  know  that I’ve 100 % completed  every ☝ single ☝ Zelda  game  and I  have a PHD ‍‍ in computer  engineering  and design . Your  deku nut-sized brains  may  not be able  to hookshot to this thought  easily ✅, but  it is objectively  a Gilded Sword-level of perfection  in craftsmanship , only possible  to made  with the golden  dust  of another 2️⃣ Fierce  Deity-sized game , Ocarina  of Time ⏰. You  must  be a special  kind  of fungus , because I  can smell  your  bs ⛹ with the Mask  of Scents ✨ from all  the way ↕ across ➡ Termina Field . From the fact ☑ that the developers  felt  a time  sense  over  their heads  like  the Moon  of Shigeru Miyamoto coming  to crush  them to the fact ☑ that they implemented  it in-game  is brilliant  beyond  your  primitive  scrub  minds’ abilities  to comprehend . I  hope  you  feel  as ashamed  of yourselves as Skull  Kid  and feel  a kick  to your  heads  from legs  as powerful  as the Four  Giants , you  beaver brothers .

_EmmasArt_

“Emma, I hardly check Wattpad.” — CanistaTheFoxiffran after she found out about the last quote. 

_EmmasArt_

@CanistaTheFoxiffran lets revive this comment thread
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_TacoBaco_

@CanistaTheFoxiffran dude this is the longest of comments on emma’s community.
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_EmmasArt_

I still don’t get why I’m so short???
          I don’t know anyone else that’s short??
          
          Maybe I got, like, hit by a train when I was super young. I just can’t remember.
          
          *Emma turns away from computer, yelling down the stairs* “yO CANISTA WHY AM I SO SHORT??”
          
          “i doNt KNOW!”
          
          *Emma turns back towards the computer.*
          
          She just doesn’t want to remember. But I do. I remember now. 

_TacoBaco_

@_EmmasArt_ "GEt ThE hell out of My RoOm iM playing Minecraft!"
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_EmmasArt_

You can’t be short if everyone around you is a dwarf.
          
          Or if you just stand on a chair.
          
          Well... wait.
          
          Maybe if I stand on the table...
          
          - 
          Emma, at some point.

_EmmasArt_

It gets better when you realize I’m only an inch taller than her.
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