dickenballs

penis and cock and balls and nuts and penis and balls but mostly cock and dick

hi I’m gay

what’s up I’m not dead

*Pirates of the Caribbean theme*
          
          B-B-BONER B-B-BONER B-B-BONER B-B-BONE
          
          B-B-BONER B-B-BONER B-B-BONER B-B-BONE
          
          B-B-BONE BONE BONE BONE
          
          B-B-B-B-B-B-BONER
          
          B-B-BONE BONE BONE BONE
          
          B-B-BONER BONER BONER

I'm single and depressed bada bing haha

Hope you all had a good Cringus.

Me, at three in the morning: Brain please  l e t  m e  s l e e p
          
          Brain: HE'S MISTER WHITE CHRISTMAS, HE'S MISTER SNOW
          
          Me, giving up on sleep: HE'S MISTER ICICLE, HE'S MISTER TEN BELOW

Today's my birthday-

HELLO, IT'S YOUR DAD.
          
          Cult members(that I know of) - 4

In honor of No Nut November, I will write smut fanfics.
          However, right when someone is about to bust a nut, the FBI shows up and forbids all nutting.