"Germany! Germany! Germany is a really, really nice place. Even though I'm your prisoner you give me food, and it doesn't suck like English food. Sausages with cheeses always taste so good. It'd be heaven for a dog. Yeah that's Germany. Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust. You're crushing me with your intimidation. My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear. Your women terrify me. Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer and then bust it on somebody's head? Please don't come to my place in large mobs; German tourists are scary. Even the girls that are from Germany are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!"

"Ciao! My name is Feliciano Vargas, I am the personification of the country known as Italy! Shortly after my Grandpa died, big European powers started to fight over my fratello and I. In the end, Mr. Austria was the one who succeeded. I was then raised by Mr. Austria and Ms. Hungary. I met-a my first love, he went-a by the name of Holy Rome." He sighed happily at the thoughts, "I-a loved him, and he-a disappeared one day. I-a lost my love and best-a friend. A few agonizing months passed-a and he returned...... But he-a had no memory of me and he went-a by Germany. I had spent a lot of time with-a him and fell in love-a again....." He smiled at the viewer, "I have many fratellos, France, Romano, and Seborga. They're amazing-a brothers." He looked up as a certain German called for him, "I'm-a sorry, but Doitsu is calling. Time to get-a scolded for skipping-a training. Ciao!" He waved to the viewer and ran off.

Mi Fratello!- @Romano_Lovino_Vargas

Mi Amore!- @Ludwig-Germany

Mia Figlias- @_Feliciana_Vargas_  &  @_Sorina_Beilschmidt_

I miei amici!- @Gilbert_Beilschmidt_

Mi Bella Collega- @Daisy_Vargas

[Bonjour! The name's Kyra! My partners in anime crime, originally @Monsieur_Bonnefoy and @Arthur_Kirkland_. Go to @Alfred_Freedom_Jones for my other accounts.]