Loki

"I remember you, your Thor's brother-"

"WAKANDA FOREVER!!"

Oooh

hush hush hush
          blush blush blush
          you are now my big fat crush--

"Imma tell you what happened...the other day. Thor was in his room, laying down peacefully. Then I started yelling "tHorrrrrr I need yoUR HELPPPPP" He didn't answer until I literally almost started screaming, he then ran down the stairs with a annoyed expression on his face as he asked what I wanted. I told him I forgot what I wanted and he walked back upstairs. A little later, Thor was making something to eat, and he asked if I could help him. Still a little annoyed from before, he answered with a "Sureee" and went to go grab a knife to cut something. He walked back with the knife and I yelled "AHHHH HE'S GONNA KILL ME HELPP" and he just stared at me. Then he dragged me to my room and locked the door. I'm still trapped."

//dOeS aNyOnE wAnNa Rp MaRvEl Or SoMeThInG

*falls on my face in front of you*

*sigh* "So...um...Thor offered me Hot Kool Aid. I'm done with him."

"Now listen here brother--
          *Thor gets snatched*
          "I'm listening"

///I just remembered today is Friday sksjsks