Welcome welcome, if you stumbled onto this sorry excuse of a page, or just thought, hey, this looks decent, I'm here to prove you wrong. Proceed with caution.

My names Jordan. That's it.

You'll find my self worth , a carrot, that one trash bin guy from sesame street, and some weird homeless dude playing poker together, betting on who'll get the last crazy bread roll inside my home, otherwise known as the trash outside the Local KFC.


And I have no Idea what I wanna do with my life. :/