Gather round, children. It is time to hear the story of Nikki.
"Nikki? Let's hear it, mofo!"
Twas the night before Nikki's birthday,
When her parents were fucked.
They just smoked on an ashtray,
and didn't have presents.
So they just made the fucking driveway out of cement.
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WASSUP MY BUDDIES?
JK. I Have no friends.
Bye.
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