I Am Groot~

(This is how you start an amazing Intro for a talking tree guy... )

I Am Groot? *Pokes at a hole in the ground*

(The world just doesn't understand him ya feel? So don't worry, he's just a harmless talking tree which should really freak out little children but for some reason they all are die hard fans. They just fell in love with him I guess?

I am Groot~ *Starts jamming out*

(Now we watch as this giant tree creature begins dancing in his natural habitat. Make sure to watch from a far enough distance away so you don't spook this beautiful tree~)

I am Groot?

(Oh, we've been spotted. Better run away while we still have the chance befor-)

*Group hug initiated*

I am Groot ;)

(The ending to a beautiful intro~ y'all have been blessed. Now Groot and I gotta go make some other shiz happen so we shall return~ )