Hey, anyone want a free laugh/facepalm?
Well, I got a story for you.
Background information: my middle school has this iconic game that every grade plays practically every week. It's almost exactly like baseball, but with one more base- and instead of hitting the ball with a bat, you kick the inflatable ball.
Now into the story: So, I, being the least athletic kid you will EVER meet, somehow manages to not only kick the ball hard and far enough, but to make it to the third base within the next two kicks, without getting out (how the hecc, tho?). The next person kicks the ball, and I run.
I run straight into someone. And no, I don't run into them and we both fall to the floor- nope. Instead, I run straight into the back of their hand.
I was slapped. With the back of someone's hand. On the dang jaw. By. Accident. *cringes*
Anyway, hope I made someone laugh with my awkwardness.