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titties :)

Kalyssa is officially over guys. I'm sorry. @sxdronic_humor . dont hate on them. i found someone new.

here is your tragic backstory new kid..
          
          
          
          your dad.............fucked your mom. im so sorry.

It’s me 
          Ur ugly ass motherfucker 

I didn't just fuck my mom.

"Bmc reacts to Bmc 2..
          
          
          
          
          We interrupt our scheduled program to give you this short message..
          
          One day, Ross wanted an ugly naked guys apartment. After Ross had tried everything he possible could, he went to (dont wanna spoil) for advice, and knew what he has to do. 
          
          He went up to his door and knocked, and once the door was open, a short, aesthetic breeze hit him.
          
          "I'm sorry, but I can't help but notice you're naked. Good for you, man.." 
          And after a few more chats here and there, Ross took off his clothes and joined him.
          
          They fucked and the whole FRIENDS crew watched. It was magically. 
          
          Now back to our regularly scheduled program.."
          
          (A story written by Kate. You’re welcome)

The fucking
          
          Sun is up in here like 
          People actually like it here
          
          But no thank you
          Go tf away please
          
          Stop coloring my skin excuse me 
          Fucking rude-
          
          
          
          
          
          Its 5amm in the morning and it's still dark out
          Leavemealone-

Ur new profile picture is just
          
          
          
          
          
          Mmmmmm

{ᴮᴱᴬᵁᵀᴵᶠᵁᴸ ᴾᴱᴿˢᴼᴺ ᴬᵂᴬᴿᴰ }
                           (ㅇㅅㅇ❀)
                    ᵒⁿᶜᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵉᵗ ᵗʰᶦˢ ᵃʷᵃʳᵈ,
          ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ ˢᵘᵖᵖᵒˢᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ᵖᵃˢᵗᵉ ᶦᵗ ᵒⁿ ᵗʰᵉ ʷᵃˡˡ ᵒᶠ ⁸ 
          ᵖᵉᵒᵖˡᵉ ʷʰᵒ ᵈᵉˢᵉʳᵛᵉ ᶦᵗ. ᴵᶠ ʸᵒᵘ ᵇʳᵉᵃᵏ ᵗʰᵉᶜʰᵃᶦⁿ ⁿᵒᵗʰᶦⁿᵍ ʷᶦˡˡ ʰᵃᵖᵖᵉⁿ, ᵇᵘᵗ ᶦᵗ’ˢ ⁿᶦᶜᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵏⁿᵒʷ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ˢᵒᵐᵉᵒⁿᵉ  ᵗʰᶦⁿᵏˢ ʸᵒᵘ’ʳᵉ 
          ᵇᵉᵃᵘᵗᶦᶠᵘˡ ᶦⁿˢᶦᵈᵉ ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ! ♡♡

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