_Ignominious _

coffee in da am, coffee in da pm, coffee all day, ery day

Wrists are for bracelets;
          Not cutting~
          -Kellin Quinn

Punny, right? Eh? Eh? 

Q. What do you call a funny mountain?
          A. Hill-arious!
          
          
          .... Im getting desperate, here.

Q. Where do boats go when they get sick?
          A. The dock

Q. What kind of bird sticks to sweaters?
          A. A vel-crow

Q. How many tickles does it take to make an octupus laugh?
          A. Ten-tickles

Q. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
          A. Because it was two-tired!
          
          Ba-dum tssss!

Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
          A. Frostbite

Q. What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?
          A. Swimming trunks.