- Nobody 

- I like to think I can actually write. 

- My talent is laziness and eating a lot of food.

- Food is my passion and I need it to survive.

- I've been told I'm funny but I think it's because I'm a joke in general.

- Be nice

- Unhappy endings are sort of my thing.

- One time I got some wrappers thrown at me by a friend and when I asked why they did that they apologized because they confused me with the trash.