I can't say I'm by any means thrilled to have my personal information on the Internet, oh well. But, I can't say I'm more than delighted to see so many of you on here...
  You see, by visiting this website, I have gained access to each of your IP addresses. :)
  I have visual on each of you through those minuscule cameras on those tiny little phones and laptops of yours. And you with the tablet with no camera, you aren't safe so don't get to happy. I still have vital information. 
  So, before I go, I believe it appropriate to thank you all for visiting. See ya soon. :)